Shipping, Returns & More

The fine print, minus the squinting.

SHIPPING
Orders may take up to 10 business days to ship. I'm a one-man band, and some soaps need to be made before they can ship. Thanks for your patience while I make your goodies!

SOAP INFO
My soaps are made in small batches using melt & pour bases, fragrances, essential oils, mica, and colorants. Since they're handmade, colors, scents, shapes, and appearances may vary. Need a full ingredient list for a soap base? Send me a message!

A quick heads-up: soaps are for external use only. Avoid eye contact, check ingredients if you have sensitive skin or allergies, and stop using any soap that causes irritation. Some bars contain little toys that may come loose as the soap wears down. Keep an eye on little ones, and never let them swallow the toys.

SOAP CARE
Want your soap to last longer? Keep it dry between uses and let it drain. Need a soap dish? Check out the 3D Stuff section!

MINI DIORAMAS
These tiny worlds are delicate, so an extra handling fee helps cover careful packaging. Small pieces may shift during shipping, and minor reassembly may be needed. Keep your diorama dry, handle it gently, and watch out for curious cats!

RETURNS
I don't accept returns or exchanges on soaps or art, but if something arrives damaged or isn't quite right, reach out. I'll do my best to make things right.

QUESTIONS?
Have a question about an order or one of my goodies? Just reach out. I'm happy to help!

Jean Machine

Just making stuff I like :)